Evil Awe-Inspiring - Chapter 18: The incomplete trial products
Chapter 18: The incomplete trial products
Translator: Lionwwang Editor: Lionwwang
It is still early, and there are few people in nightclub except a few early waiters who are cleaning.
Of course I have the key to the finance room. I lock the door, open the computer, carefully connect to the network, and open the browser.
After entering the web address, there is a blue web page appears.
The web page seems to be very exquisite. It even has five versions of Chinese, English, French, German, and Russian. This greatly surprised me.
On top of the front page is a very tempting slogan: Do you want to change your lucks? Do you want to be lucky? Do you want a promotion? Do you want to be the focus?
I look at this sentence, and the more I look at it, the more familiar I feel. I think about it for a while and remember what the madman had said to me.
The site is very formal, so I take a look at the official information first. It’s a strange company called the XX Research Lab of the Mysterious Material Research Association.
In brief, this is a strange institution, seemingly dedicates to studying strange things, such as the interpretation of “luck,” which is said to be the latest “scientific research” in the lab… Well, let me call it “scientific research”.
Rings that change the way the human brain receives power at this frequency of luck are the latest major product of the lab, but unfortunately, from the flow of people on the site, there’re few people visit this site.
This almost absurd theory seems to be very rare people to believe.
It is not surprising that if it is a novel or a movie, these absurd theories are put forward. Most of the audience will watch it and accept it as entertainment. But if it is released as a formal research achievement, it will be regarded as crazy.
Finally, I found a product catalog in the website and watched it carefully.
The official name of this lucky ring is “lucky wave enhancement AIDS”. There are more than a dozen different models from the top to the bottom, each with a beautiful ring picture underneath it.
I’ve seen platinum, diamond, pure gold, colored diamonds, and rings of all kinds that are worth a lot.
Strangely enough, I look up and down from top to bottom, and can not find the silver ring on my hand.
I frown, but fortunately I think that the product might be of different grades, but probably the function should not be too different, some basic functions should be equivalent.
So I click on the picture of the most expensive ring in the catalog and look closely at the instructions below.
This is a platinum diamond ring, exquisite and luxurious shape, full of a kind of elegant temperament, it is obviously designed by famous designers. I look at the pricing of the product and see only a long string of “zeros” and I am too lazy to count them. I couldn’t afford them anyway.
Moreover, the unit of valuation is the euro.
The following instructions do not begin by boasting about the function of the ring, but tell a theory that makes me feel strange:
Fundamentally, this product is just an “amplifier” that increases the brain’s acceptance of the “luck signal” in the air. It’s not an inexhaustible magic tool, nor does it make a person’s luck inexhaustible.
In balance, the amount of “luck index” that the human brain receives in the air every day is based on the innate development of each person’s brain. But on the other hand, these accepted “luck index” maintain a delicate balance.
The structure of “luck” is complex, and it is divided into many kinds.
For example, some people are born with good fortune, some are born with naturally heterosexual, and some are born with good career development. These are different results of brain development in life.
Luck is a wonderful substance, and the lab has found that it can distinguish four substances from the components of luck now. They are divided into four color classes: red, orange, yellow and green.
After receiving luck, the human brain absorbs four elements of luck differently.
For example, some people are naturally very tough, very easy to attract the opposite sex, become a love killer. To some extent, his brain receives more “orange” elements of luck, which invisibly stimulates hormone growth and is biologically more attractive to the opposite sex.
Some people are lucky in their careers because their brains receive more “green” elements of luck, which stimulate logical thinking in the brain and are much better than ordinary people in IQ and EQ.
In addition, yellow elements represent “longevity”. Generally speaking, people with more yellow elements in their brains tend to live longer and healthier than others, because yellow elements can stimulate the body’s metabolism and self-immunity.
In the end, it is the most mysterious red element. This is also the research lab’s claim that they are the only ones that haven’t cracked. Anyone who receives a lot of red elements will get enormous wealth. But the lab couldn’t find a theoretical guess, and eventually left an irresponsible note: “This is probably the last password left by the Goddess of Fortune that can’t be cracked.”
I immediately remembered. When I were winning the lottery, there seemed to be a mystery red light shinned on the ring.
Is this means it was bring the fortune to me?
But how can we explain the bad luck behind us?
Fortunately, here is an answer.
Whether a person’s natural luck is strong or weak, or a person’s brain development is more or less. The four elements of luck are very unstable, and each person’s brain structure is different. Basically, after experimentation, everyone’s absorption of the four elements of luck is different. Generally speaking, an ordinary person’s brain is usually more sensitive to one element and absorbs more than the other. The element has little effect on it.
Of course, there’s also a human brain that’s naturally capable of absorbing all four elements of luck. If you are happened to be such a person, then you’re a successful guy in every way. Successful career, lots of heterosexual lovers, endless romance, long and healthy body, and super rich…
Of course, most people do not belong to this kind of “genius”.
Whether a person’s natural luck is strong or weak, or a person’s brain development is more or less. The four elements of luck are very unstable, and each person’s brain structure is different. Basically, after experimentation, everyone’s absorption of the four elements of luck is different. Generally speaking, an ordinary person’s brain is usually more sensitive to one element and absorbs more than the other. The element has little effect on it.
And most crucially, even such a “red, orange, yellow and green” four-lined genius, his luck is unstable even too.
Luck in the air is a delicate and unstable substance. It is affected by the earth’s rotation, autobiography, temperature changes, seasonal interchanges and even regional differences.
For example, the red elements in the air are more active today, and the other elements are relatively low tide, so on this day, the guy with the rich luck will be rich.
For example, one day when the orange element in the air is active and other elements are in low ebb, the peach blossom lucky person is more likely to have sexual encounters.
These are regular.
If someone is walking against the rules, there will be a problem.
This is especially pointed out in this note, especially for users who use rings.
To be specific, that is, if on this day, the original elements of wealth in the air are very active, but the person with the ring is inclined to pick up girls, then with the help of the ring, will absorb the total orange elements of luck, forcibly enhance the peach blossom luck, but the result, it will destroy the balance! And it will cause some “side effects”.
It’s like you’re hungry, but you don’t want to eat. Instead, you go to drink, get drunk, and drink on an empty stomach affects your health. Everyone knows that.
This is probably the same way.
So, the right way to use a ring is, first of all, to understand what kind of person you belong to, whether you are born with a strong financial fortune or a strong career fortune. Understand your strengths!
Second, it is necessary to know clearly the daily changes in lucky substances, and to know the today’s luck. Red, orange, yellow and green which is on duty.
Seeing here, I probably understand the problem.
The reason why I caught fire at home was probably due to the side effects of winning the lottery.
In other words, judging from my luck, I have no lucky to get rich today. But I went to buy the lottery tickets with the ring. With the strong help of the ring, it is against the laws of nature to increase financial fortune. Then I was unlucky.
And the most correct way to use the ring, it is best to judge every day whether today is the top financial or peach blossom luck. If it happens to be the red element of financial prosperity, it is suitable to buy lottery tickets or stocks and so on.
If the orange element that represents the peach blossom is in active phase, then you just quickly tidy up yourself to soak the girl.
Maybe… That’s what it means.
But…
I clap the table and shout, “How the hell do I know which substance is in active phase today? How do I know which natural type I am?”
But then I see a very striking line of text: please confirm the standard configuration of our product: Ring One + Measurer device One.
Correct usage, please refer to: First, the beginners should use the measuring device to measure their element bias, and then every day according to the elements on the measuring device actively prompt wearing a ring for daily life!
Measuring device?
I get stuck in a stiffness and look at the screen. There is a little picture on it. It’s something like a hospital thermometer, but unlike a thermometer with only one column of mercury. There are four columns of liquid, red, orange, yellow and green.
Measure device?
Measure device!
When the bastard sold me this ring, he didn’t give me anything at all!
Besides, I can’t find this ring I wear on this product catalog!
I continue to search on this website and finally find something that makes me very depressed.
On the FLASH banner just above the front page, there is a ring that looks exactly like the one I wear on my hand.
However, the tagging text beside depressed me: Trial Experience Version.
Click to open it, and the above text is as follows: “Try out the experience version of the product, you can experience the benefits of promoting luck and personal feelings. Note: The experiential version is a free trial. If you want to feel the full function of this product, please purchase our official products.
Next, it’s a link. It’s the product catalog I just looked through.
Damn!
What does it feel like? It’s like reading a book nearly half, just find out a little taste, suddenly tell you, this book into the VIP part and need to charges for now.
Although there is no free lunch in the world indeed, but such a thing still makes me so much depressed!